My name is Lisa. I like a lot of things and I tend to freak out about them. Welcome.

tyleroakley:

random-clarity:

theoddoneouut:

ellosteph:

A game of Never Have I Ever that takes a twist, and will leave you with chills at the end. 

that is not what i expected, woah

I thought this would be fun, but I got bitch slapped with life

watch and learn

(via tardis-vevo)

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jackfrostciicle:

choosechoice:

Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.

thats the reasest shit

(via tragicwinchesters)

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sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

(via cumbernuts-assemble)

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death-by-drew:

bosstossbitches:

bangahemmo:

Undergrads and Graduates from Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri did a slam poem called “Fuck you, old people” and I just believe it needs to be seen. 

Their Tumblr and YouTube full of other slams.

omfg this was awesome

The truth spoken in this brings tears to my eyes

(via black-istheoldorange)

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vinebox:

The white person at the end of the scary movie

(via encounter-silence)

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hummousexual:

hayiey:

this child is more beautiful than any adult i’ve ever seen

She is so pretty AHHH

(Source: voguememoirs, via troyesivan)

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(Source: vinegod, via thescarletmerrmaid)

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cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

(via gaystiel)

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weirdoliam:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED S0O HARD

(via sbastianstan)

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pocahonturd:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

YES IT’S BACK

(Source: jrelyt, via everlark---fourtris)

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annabethchasy:

blood of olympus: gaea rises. hazel summons a giant diamond that cuts gaea in half. gaea dies. the rest of the book is the seven eating nachos and watching puppy!frank chase its own tail

(via percyyoulittleshit)

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faehui:

veebrak:

faehui:

theyaimtospoopyhave:

rantyrantblog:

aghoulshark:

hmmm something’s wrong here…. just can’t put my finger on it

Literally every one of those women’s costumes have a “Yandy” watermark.  I’m going to flip my shit. How many times do I have to say it. 

YANDY IS A LINGERIE SITE. THEY SELL LINGERIE,  FOR WOMEN TO BE SEXY IN. FOR SEX. IT’S. WHAT. THEY. SELL.

THEY ARE NOT AN AVERAGE STORE. THESE ARE NOT YOUR AVERAGE CHOICES. STOP BEING MISLEADING. 

omfg thIS MEANS PEOPLE HAVE SEX IN SESAME STREET LINGERIE

That just made this post even wronger. Cookie Monster turns people on and that is a completely foreign concept to me.

i’d fuck big bird

I’d take you to Church.

(Source: skeletontrash, via mindofaravenclaw)

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tomhiddlesun:

hungryhellhound:

pulchritudinousinmyownway:

gnumblr:

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(via trenzaloh)

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